January 23, 2013

Wednesday Wisdom

Such is the life of a man.  The long childhood of joy is obliterated by unforgettable grief and sorrow.  But there is no need to tell the children so. 

Marcel Pagnol (My Mother's Castle)



  1. Anonymous1:30 PM

    That's what happens when you discover there ain't no Santa.


  2. After that it's all downhill.

  3. At least there's still the Easter Bunny.

    Even if he is an antisemite.

  4. Anonymous5:56 PM

    Santa was an antisemite too, but it would be difficult getting people to believe that.

    The Easter Bunny is most definitely an antisemite for the reasons Geoffff outlines above.

    Of course, the tooth fairy is not an antisemite, for the simple reason that teeth and the smiles they brighten are universal.

    iJustin has, and always will believe in the tooth fairy.


    PS. Geoff, the Easter Bunny is a girl, fat too cute for a bloke, can't you tell the difference?

    1. What is it with calling the Easter Bunny fat, iJustin?

      She has enough hair removal iss-th-ues to keep her awake at night (explains the bags under her eyes) without getting grief about her fleshy bits.

  5. Anonymous10:17 PM

    Didn't notice that Caz, I had no idea that iJustin had offended the poor under-slept hairy antisemite.

    As such, iJustin apologises unreservedly.

    I'll write to Santa and will request that he send her a dilapidation kit next chrissie. That should help get rid of those riduclous whiskers.


    PS. This may help Geoff with struggles regarding the sexual identification of the Easter Bunny.

    Not to be confused with this.