October 26, 2011

Le long

The l'Academie nationale de chirurgie, established in 1731, is alarmed by the rise in penis enlargement surgeries in France, so have published a handy-dandy guide, in the hope that men who might otherwise consider the artificial enhancement option come to their senses when they see that they do, in fact, measure up without assistance.
A "normal" penis should be between 9 and 9.5 centimetres (3.5 to 3.7 inches) when flaccid and between 12.8 and 14.5 centimetres (5 to 5.7 inches) when erect.

When it comes to girth, the average circumference is between 8.5 and 9 centimetres (3.3 to 3.5 inches) "at rest" and between 10 and 10.5 centimetres (3.9 to 4.1 inches) when "standing to attention."
The UK Sun editors did not have a hard time writing up this story, and even included an appropriately sized measuring tool.

While the French reports played a straight bat, and were, therefore, dignified.


  1. http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/penis-size-what-women-think

    "Do women like big penises? Not necessarily. Large penises don't equal an instant orgasm. In fact, penis sizes that skew large can deter women's orgasms. Herbenick says. "Women find it difficult to orgasm, and oral sex and hand stimulation are often more effective, as are vibrators," she says. "It's not personal—it's just how some women's bodies work."

    "The biggest problem with large penises, the women say, is that they're often attached to even bigger dicks"

    Which was really the point that I was going to make.. It's all about the kind of man attached to that Penis that really counts. ;)

  2. Excellent and accurate, err, point ...