August 28, 2011

Abbott's bottom up for grabs

In what now passes for normal politics in the land girt by sea:
Independent Tony Windsor recalls feeling alarm and pity when Mr Abbott revealed the depth of his desire to become prime minister.

''I remember him saying, 'Tony, I would do anything for this job. The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse - but I'd have to give serious thought to it.'''

Mr Windsor's fellow crossbench MP Rob Oakeshott also recalls Mr Abbott begging for the job - ''yes he did'' - but would not comment publicly about the gag that he would consider prostitution.
As with the ALP, I'm sure Abbott's bottom would be worth more in the sale yards than his puny soul. 

Abbott failed to sway with a bum rap 

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