November 18, 2010

Watchers and experts on high alert

Royal watchers and royal experts don’t know when the William and Catherine will be married, nor where the nuptials will take place.  They don’t even know who will design the bridal gown.

Royal watchers and royal experts are also unable to tell us who will design the wedding gown, what will be served for desert at the reception, how many children will be spawned by the union, and which charities will be the beneficiaries of Kate’s patronage. 

Royal watchers and royal experts will live up to the demands of their calling in due course.


  1. Better them than me. I don't really care.

  2. I don't think anyone cares Cube, but the Brit media will make the most of it, and many tea towels and coffee cups will be sold. Their economy needs all the help it can get, and if a few tawdry trinkets boosts the GDP, it's not all bad.