October 24, 2010

Where are the matching jumpsuits?

I can't even be certain that my PC will backup reliably, or at all, but one award winning lunatic scientist is promising brain back ups within twenty years.
People will be able back up the human brain including all of the memories it contains within the next two decades, according to a leading scientist.
Ha!

I insist on repeating myself:  ha!

It has to be noted that this is the same genius behind voice recognition technology.  (And yes, don't we all love that IT solution.)

We were supposed to have matching silver (or burgundy) body-hugging jumpsuits by now, with optional personal spacecrafts.

If we haven't mustered the collective intelligence and will to agree on a jumpsuit design and fabric, I'm not optimistic about the whole brain download and back up thing within a dazzlingly brief 20 years.

Besides:  most of us are trying to forget stuff; brain backups are for masochists. 

Scientist predicts stuff .... 

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:29 PM

    I don't know about you but I reckon it would be easy - for men at least.

    99% of a man's brain relates to just one aspect of human experience and you know what that is - the other one percent is totally irrelevant but has a lot to do with balls nevertheless.

    Of course trying to backup the female brain would be be a fools errand, and only a man would ever consider doing such a thing.

    j

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  2. So, really what you're saying Justin is that only one man's brain would need to be backed up, and we'd effectively be covered for all men.

    Yes, probably quite achievable, by around next week.

    Now: when are we getting the nice little jumpsuits with the "v" motif?

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  3. Anonymous10:10 PM

    That's about it in a nut shell Caz.

    Mmmmm, V such a lovely shape.
    j

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