August 18, 2010

Wednesday Wisdom

If a man goes nowhere and there's no-one there to see him, did he ever leave?


  1. Anonymous7:48 AM

    God (the ever-present observer, as Bishop Berkeley would say) sees everyone, and everything we do - a bit of a perve really.


  2. No coz Dr Phil was on and he is a day time tv junkie.

  3. Solomon12:43 PM

    I think it's you watching everyone all the time, Caz! Just like those cats that spy for the Chinese Communist party.

  4. You're all lunatics, and it's a good thing someone is watching: omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient.

    And yes Sol, it's very likely me.

    Oh, and in case anyone is wondering: all of you left. I know it!

    (Then you came back ...)

  5. Anonymous9:19 AM

    Yeah, but you're not gunna tell are ya...


  6. Nah, never Justin.

    I can't be bought.

    Oh, hang on ....

  7. Anonymous9:10 AM

    I can't be bought either Caz - I would like to think it is because I am priceless, but in reality it is because I am without price, without buyers and for all intents and purposes worthless.

    But today I'm gunna change all that - I am up for sale to the highest bidder - bids start at minus 27 cents - that should get me bought.


  8. Good question, reminds me of the internet - it's nowhere in particular, people get onto it and do nothing in particular on this nowhere in particular, and whether they leave or not, it doesn't really make a difference.

  9. And when on the internet, they avoid the question entirely, Timmy.

    Did they ever arrive?

    Can they (not 'do they') ever really leave?

    See, you're still here.

    Never left!

    Not sure how you arrived, but I believe it was over a copper wire!