January 3, 2010

‘‘I was like ‘Oh my God! It’s Jesus on a banana!’’

When she found an image of Jesus on her banana, Lisa Swinton was so overcome with, like, reference and everything, that she ate the banana and posted photo's of the peel on her Facebook page.

One of her friends once saw Mary in the mold on her shower floor. Ewwe.

Jesus appears on banana peel


  1. Yes! The Lord is with us! You too, ladies and gentlemen, can peel the presence of the Lord!

  2. Who knew he had so many freckles, hey?

    All that desert sunshine isn't good for the skin.

  3. Look, I don't mean to be picky and all, but really to have any semblance of historical accuracy at all that banana should be circumcised.

  4. She did peel it Geoff.

    I'm sure she too was motivated by historical accuracy.

  5. Who can possibly fail to be, like, todally impressed with the imaginative use by young people of the demanding literary device of simile.

    It's, like, the art form of a generation. Or two.

  6. It has rather dragged on, and on, and on, and on, like, forever, hasn't it Jacob.

  7. That is not Jesus, it looks more like a Bananas in Pajamas.lol
    I don't know why people can not see any face in any place without thinking is Jesus face, I mean, does it have any sense??? I don't think so.

  8. Why is it never Satan's face?

    Or the face of that ugly kid from down the street?

    Always a disheveled guy, constantly mistaken for Jesus.