January 15, 2010

Duck Friday

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  1. I thought it must be about time for another duck joke....Oh, alright I can't think of anything to say today..( I HAVE been rather preoccupied
    of late...4..TEE.. NINE.. ;)..)

    A motorist in a B.M.W. was driving through the countryside on a beautiful Saturday afternoon, having a lovely time, when he came to an area of the road that was covered with a rather large puddle of water from a previous rain storm. Worried that he was going to damage the car and its engine in the deep water, he spotted a nearby farmer and asked how deep the water was. "Arr", said the local farmer "That water only be a few inches deep!" Relieved, the motorist edged his car into the water, expecting to come out the other side in no time. Instead, as he drove in, the water came right up the side of the car, and the engine sputtered to a halt. Sitting there in his soaking wet luxury car, the motorist yelled at the local angrily: "I thought you said this water was only a few inches deep!!!" "Well," replied the local farmer "It only come up to the waist of them there ducks!"

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  2. Happy Birthday, Kath, you young thing you!!!

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  3. Dang you're good Kath!

    I didn't think anyone would be able to count the number of ducks.

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  4. OK - yeah, that joke is fooking funny too.

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  5. Ha! No flies on you Jarcob me old mate :)

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