A painting of pop diva Madonna in the nude with her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie, was a flop at auction.
Some passing bids, which may have been nothing more than itchy noses or earlobes, failed to come close to the minimum price of STG15,000 ($A30,441).
The oil painting from 2005 depicts Madonna lying naked in the foreground while Ritchie rests a hand on her thigh.
The painting had been expected to sell for STG22,000 ($A44,647).
As if ...
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Ah, happy families, doncha love 'em?