September 12, 2008

Ministerial brief

The new NSW Police Minister, Matt Brown, has quit the state cabinet just three days after being promoted, as it emerged that he danced semi-naked and simulated a sex act with Wollongong MP Noreen Hay during a late-night party three months ago.

"Semi-naked" being, allegedly, stripping down to his teeny-weeny undies, then dancing on his green leather couch ... oh, and the whole simulated sex thing with Noreen - on the floor ... with Nor's adult daughter watching ...

Jeez, I know I've never been known to celebrate a state budget night with such abandon. Never.

A federal budget, on the other hand - oh hell yes!

Police minister quits over sex antics

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