July 24, 2008

He's still out there

Longest moon walker ever (nine hours, 17 minutes), Dr Mitchell is still a little bit off the planet.

Confirming the existence of aliens, and their frequent visits to earth, Dr Mitchell described aliens thusly:

"little people who look strange to us".

Ooooh.

Arrrh.

Vivid mental portrait.

Compelling.

Convincing.

Notably, he doesn't claim to have seen or met any aliens, merely that he has "[been] in on the facts" (*taps nose with forefinger*).

Aliens do exist

3 comments:

  1. Mitchell's a real gone kid, I reckon.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3eN0e60Zco

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  2. I saw one in my beer at lunch. I bought another three to see if I could find any more.

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  3. If they're small enough to fit in a beer glass, I've been glaringly accusingly at the wrong little people.

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