July 27, 2008

Brad bests Britney

The photo that prompted Pitt to throw a tanty and threaten to sue media outlets that intrude on the privacy of the gaggle of Brangelinas.

Last week Brad Pitt was photographed driving a Yamaha Rhino 660 with 2 year old daughter Shiloh riding shotgun on his lap. So far, all very Britney Spears, except Brit-Brit was in an enclosed car on a public road, and was pillared from here to hell and back, and then some.

The Pitt vehicle has been touted as being a "golf cart", and a passing criticism that Shiloh should have been wearing a helmet (huh? guess they've never heard of seat belts) was promptly shut down when Pitt spat his dummy.

Don't try this at home folks, no matter how rich or fecund you are, that ain't no golf cart. The Yamaha Rhino 660 comes equipped with a 660cc 5 valve single cylinder liquid cooled engine that produces more than enough torque and power for any real men, hitting speeds of up to 54 mph. If this had been Brit-Brit, the public and sundry "expert" commentators would have been baying for incarceration and tubal ligation.

Note that Pitt cares enough about his own safety to be wearing a seat belt, even though he is on private property and has no traffic concerns.

Meanwhile, Jolie, who had no difficulty or wait to become pregnant with her first bio-child (a matter of a couple of months into the relationship?), allegedly took the IVF route the second time around so that "she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant".

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