June 15, 2008

Terrorists have special fist jabs

The candidates aren't even official yet, but this year's US presidential election is going to be uglier and less liked than a freckle-faced, red-haired stepchild.

I'm quite sure that - like VW drivers and members of the freemasonry - terrorists have any number of cute little signals and special brotherly handshakes used for identification and bonding purposes. I'm just not entirely convinced that there's any such beast as a "terrorist fist jab".

What the hell is a "terrorist fist jab" supposed to be? Sounds like the name of a beating & battery method, rather than a euphoric terrorist-like greeting that one might offer one's wife , in lieu of a peck on the cheek, on arrival home from a successful day at work - or while standing in front of thousands of people and a plethora of journalists and cameras.

But try telling that to the now unemployed telly-head Ed Hill in the US - first came this ludicrous analysis of nothing:

Then came the apology:

It's going to get ugly.

Really, really ugly.


  1. Anonymous4:37 PM

    I don't care what they say but that thing was a terribly pissed hag if I've ever seen one.

  2. How lovely to hear from you Geoff, it's been a while.

    a terribly pissed hag

    Now that's an expression often needed, but rarely heard.

  3. Anonymous7:52 AM

    Yay, Guff!!

  4. WTF? What happened here? It's just insane. I think an explanation is in order.