April 14, 2008

Health advice

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

This has been a community announcement.

2 comments:

  1. Just love it Caz!

    This message of yours, serves to confirm to me, that, as well as being " smart as a whip" you are indeed a very community minded person.

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  2. Anonymous3:59 PM

    Can't argue with that one. Bottoms up.

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