The real story, as we have always known (deep within our stony black hearts) was obvious long before the jail story arrived to entertain the world:
“Handsome reader Marc knows one of the guards, and passed along this email from him:
"What's up. Sorry so long to get back.
sends her regards. By all accounts she is a kook. Word is she has the mind of a 14 year old, addicted to coke, psych meds, claustrophobic, changes uniform every hour, etc..." Paris
Keep in mind, this dude works at a county psyche ward, and
still managed to distinguish herself. She's surrounded by pyromaniacs yelling at demons and schizophrenics who think they're Barabbas, and even there, the staff said to themselves, "Wow. This chick is a fuckin weirdo". Paris
Okay, so we didn't know about the uniform changing thing before now, but we knew that she changed her clothes, like, so much more often than the rest of us.
The moral quandary is this: do we have to abandon jokes about Hilton because she isn't very bright, and because she is very likely more than just a little mentally unwell (the former quite possibly contributing to the latter)?