April 24, 2007

Brusque handling of penis

"Sales rep Stuart McMahon told The Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

Really!

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:30 PM

    You know Caz, when I read that article this morning I thought of you..

    I kid you not!

    Didn't you post someting else about dicks some time ago mate?

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  2. OMG, yeah I saw this story.

    As opposed to the Va Tech loony, at least this fella took his rage out on himself.

    And, if he hasn't already reproduced, the spectacularly ad hoc penisectomy will limit his chances of bringing some unlucky kids into the world.

    One hopes the patrons weren't obliged to pay for meals they couldn't finish eating.

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  3. Bingo!! Simultaneous posts, Kath. We win!

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  4. Anonymous11:41 PM

    Did the Earth move for you too Jarcob? *sigh*

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  5. Anonymous1:12 PM

    I hope that by now you have had a decent sleep Caz!

    And... You know the adage,"All work and no play makes Ck a dull girl!"

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  6. I really must start keeping track of my penis post collection Kath.

    As with "Duck Friday, the plastic years", I could have "penises, the dismembered members".

    "when I read that article this morning I thought of you."

    Err, thanks.

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