March 9, 2007


Quick, quick!

Get that giant matchstick away from the Oompa Loompa before someone gets hurt.

Via Splash News Online


  1. Anonymous10:44 PM

    Fuck a duck Caz!
    Quick ,quick! gimme a barf bag!

    Cruise = spews!

  2. The Enquirer or one of those mags over here says Katie's sick of the little fellow's controlling behavior (!) and they're fighting over baby Suri. Pray for Tomkat.

  3. Poor Katie, turn her side on and there's nothing left of her.

    Drunka, I read that Tom is going to be on set with her ALL THE TIME for a new film she is making, this, despite the fact that the script was carefully chosen because it's all girls, no sex, no kissing boys. He's going to "help" her, which is strange, since she seemed to know how to be on a film set all by herself before she met Tom.

    I also read that at the Oscar parties Katie dutifully followed Tom around, or rather, he held her hand and pulled her along from behind, while he chatted to lots of people Katie stood dutifully silent and smiling the entire night.

    He experimented with "our" Nicole, and now he has perfected his Stepford wife formula, it would seem.

  4. Anonymous12:19 AM


    What a fuckwit!

    Kooky Mooki!

  5. I know they're out there Kath, but who are they and where do they come from?

  6. Anonymous12:58 AM

    Fucked if I know Caz!

    Guess it takes all kinds!

    BTW Caz been meaning to ask.. Any news of the Captain.. And how he is faring?

  7. Funny you should mention that Kath - have been wondering myself the past couple of weeks, but kept forgetting to drop him a note.

    Things had been bumpy, to say the least.

    Have sent off an email.