February 22, 2007

Chivalry Lives

Now that Britney is bald both upstairs and downstairs, her childhood play mate and long ago boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, has come to her defence, proclaiming her bald-do a smart choice.

“She is starting over, cleaning herself up.”

“It was something you wouldn’t expect most stars to do, so she is taking a chance."

Nice one Justin. I have no idea if what you say makes any sense, but kudos to you for the gesture. Brit-Brit needs the positive vibes.


  1. Anonymous10:41 PM

    Perhaps Justin is just trying to get into Brit's pants Caz?

    Hmmmmmm... No. Wait a minute, that can't be it she isn't wearing any!

    All the same, a nice gesture from the Trousersnake

  2. Anonymous2:25 PM

    Nice gesture, but I'm not convinced.

    She's going through a rough trot and the hair might be an attempt at starting again (women are notorious for chopping off their locks when they break up).

    However, it seems more like an act of self-harm than self-actualisation (sorry, that sounds wanky).

  3. I reckon Timbers would not be averse to going around commando style himself Kath.

  4. Everyone on the planet would be better off if less microphones were stuck in front of these vapid celebrities.

    They should one in a while allow themselves (and us) the luxury of an unspoken thought.