November 16, 2006

Well, I’m Confused

Fresh from a lengthy and dignified appearance on the Oprah show to justify her recent adoption activities and to deplore the hurtful media coverage of such, Madge has publicly gone for the jugular on the good deeds of team Brangelina.

The 48-year-old pop superstar said: "I'm not interested in going in there like an idiot and going, 'OK, I'm going to build ten orphanages and I'll see you guys later.'"

"I could've joined the UN and become an ambassador, visited various countries and just showed up and smiled and looked concerned. But that's not getting to the root of the problem. And neither is building orphan care centres."

Huh? Didn’t Madge donate money in Malawi for the building of new orphanages at the same time as purchasing her new child?

So, Madge, how are you getting to the root cause of the problem and doing things that less saintly folk are failing to carry out? Do tell! Do tell! I await with worm on tongue for the wondrous details.

[PS. Have left warm saucer of milk for you on the back porch.]

4 comments:

  1. Mmmmm, methinks Madge wants to be the *compassionate* celebrity in the world.

    I think she could be discussing more important things.

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  2. The "most compassionate" celebrity.

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  3. kATHY2:38 PM

    Mmmmm ,face it Madge..........

    YOU'RE ROOTED!!!

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  4. Kathy2:42 PM

    Ps I'd lace the saucer of milk with arsenic, Caz, if I were you!
    We already have too many feral cats as it is.

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