April 18, 2006

Blogging Musack – II

Buying take away coffee at new coffee shop down at the local shops:

Large latte thanks”, I say.

We don’t have large; we only have small and regular”, shop person replies.

Okay, regular will be fine thanks”, I say.

Next visit to same coffee shop:

Regular latte thanks”, I say.

That’s a large one [waving prop cup in the air as a visual aid for simpleton customer]; or did you mean a small one?”, shop person replies.

The large one will be fine thanks”, I say.

The above conversation alternates with each visit, on an endless tape loop.

I notice.

None of the shop persons do.

UPDATE:

Latest visit to the coffee shop went like this:

Two regular flat whites thanks.”

Shop person commences coffee making process; comes back over to collect money. I hand over $6.00. She insists that it’s only $5.

Oh, did you want large?” she asks.

Uuummm, yes”, I mumble; suddenly finding the ordering of a simple cup of coffee confusing & draining.

They’ve just changed the sizes”, explains shop person.

What are they called now?” I ask, with trepidation.

The small one is now a regular and the larger one is now a large”, she explains patiently.

Okey dokey.

3 comments:

  1. I could write a book about my run ins with insolent cashiers too.

    People can be so frustrating.

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  2. Why not switch to starbucks?

    Thanks for the comment. It really made my day.

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  3. Still in a blog funk?

    Have a glazed with that large or medium latte. It'll at least give you a sugar rush.

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