August 10, 2014

It's been a while ...

Seems like an age since there's been a story worthy of penis chronicles.

This series of events brings up more questions than it answers. Did the lack of the lighter affect his decision to have relations with the driveway? Was he thinking "I'll either have a smoke, or fuck some sexy driveway. Whatever works out."

Texas man arrested for humping sexy driveway

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:02 PM

    Poor bastard, his choice was pathetic, that driveway was definitely not sexy - no real man would be caught dead humping a driveway like that.

    However, one could have forgiven him if his choice was more like this:



    j

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  2. I'll bet you have damned fine judgement in driveways Justine, so fine that the link broke, alas.

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  3. Anonymous8:14 PM

    Sorry about that - and it was quite an attractive driveway - sadly that lovely driveway has disappeared into the ether and I can't find it again. But I suspect you haven't missed much as I've been told that my tastes, when it comes to driveways, are rather unsavory.

    j

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