February 22, 2014

True blue scone and beer man

Off the menu: If you are what you eat, then the PM’s orders to his RAAF catering team must reveal the country is being run by a jammy, creamy scone. The document reveals scones with jam and cream “must be ordered on every flight” that takes off before 4pm. For breakfast, the boss always prefers a hot breakfast of bacon and eggs, toast or fruit toast and then fresh fruit, but “NO BAKED BEANS” and ditto on the yoghurt. The PM – who last month admitted he wasn’t said he wasn't averse to having "two or three drinks a night, and occasionally a bit more on Saturday night” – has also ordered the VIP jet be stocked with Drambuie, Baileys, Benedictine, chardonnay and Peroni beer.
 

2 comments:

  1. I'm outraged by this diet.

    Outraged.

    What's wrong with baked beans?

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  2. Agree, can't beat hot buttered toast and Heinz baked beans! (Sorry SPC, but beans means Heinz.)

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