April 30, 2013
Coles has conducted a survey on the underpants buying and wearing habits of little Aussies, with frightening results.
Forty per cent of Australians wear underwear with holes.
Twenty four per cent only buy new underwear once a year.
Twenty per cent wear the same undies for up to eight years. (Yerrs. That's: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight - years.)
In conclusion: Australians might wear clean undies, in case they're hit by a bus, but they're not good undies, they're not necessarily undies that even cover anything, or stay up of their own accord.