I never believed the wild and whacky boogy board stories, so I've no great sympathy for Schapelle Corby, nor her rabidly bogan relatives, beyond the sympathy that one has for someone punished in a barbaric manner, for an extreme length of time, over a matter that should likely be decriminalized globally. In other words, I have some sympathy, but I was over the whole Corby histrionics about 20 minutes after the story hit the headlines eight years ago.
Odd then, to find myself with a urge to go and haul Corby out of jail with my own two hands.
A dreadfully important judge in Indonesia offered, upon hearing of Corby's clemency success, that drug crimes are worse than terrorism.
Sure buddy. Sure.
Top judge hits out at Schapelle Corby's clemency