North Korea can't successfully launch a fire cracker, but their leadership sure as shit wins first prize for delusions of grandeur.
Kim Jung-Un, in his first public speech since assuming the leadership of North Korea."Yesterday, we were a weak and small country trampled upon by big powers. Today, our geopolitical location remains the same, but we are transformed into a proud political and military power and an independent people that no one can dare provoke."
North Korean leader stresses need for strong military ... yeah, 'cause they're a sitting duck and everyone is out to get them; not paranoid, much. As for not daring to provoke: alas, the moral will of the West is highly selective. North Korean citizens deserve to be liberated, and given a good feed. It wouldn't take much - throw a few hand grenades, a handwritten note sacking the government, and a send in half a dozen paper planes.