With everyone else pulling out, Republicans are reluctantly getting behind Mitt Romney for their next presidential nominee.
The GOP suddenly have the option of Mittens or Mittens, so, arh, they have no fooking choice but to claim they support him.
How will this year's American election pan out? Perhaps not how you might think: if an election was held today (or tomorrow in their time), Obama and Romney would each get 46 per cent of the vote.
Meanwhile, the hideous Kardashians have just signed up for another three seasons of their un-reality show/s, for which they will bank $40 million-plus.
When is Armageddon getting here?