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The fashion industry has recently gone ga-ga over a cache of young male models who look like very attractive women, which definitely makes the 2011 face of Ken visually and culturally on trend - all he needs is a replacement long blonde wig and he looks, to me, exactly like a very pretty girl.
(Sorry guys, I know you were all heaving a contented sigh over the passing of the whole metro-man thing ... who knew it could get worse, 'ey?)
Wesley Crusher quits Starfleet and becomes a merchant banker.
ReplyDeleteA merchant banker wearing candy floss coloured lipstick.
ReplyDeleteBlue eyes, pink lips (max factor?)... What a doll!
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ReplyDeleteFrom retro to metro. Has he grown any balls yet?
ReplyDeleteTim, they have to cut his balls off before he reaches pubity - that way he doesn't lose his hair. Ken sans balls (and bat) OK; Ken sans hair just wouldn't work.
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I could totally pash him and it wouldn't even be gay because he has pink lips and a vagina.
ReplyDeleteNo Tim, as Justin suggests, Ken was emasculated long, long ago.
ReplyDeleteJustin - if he was truly going to be 50 and "visually relevant" he'd be bald, or alternatively, he'd have a patch of closely cropped whispy hair on the sides and back.
Sol - you could pash him all you like without feeling as if you're sexually experimenting, and then you could borrow his suit for work.
I've carefully arranged my life so that I never have to wear a suit, not even when I'm dead. Not in this weather, not on this continent, and not until my body looks something more like our friend up there.
ReplyDeleteAlso, they make me sad, like decorations for a birthday party where no-one shows up.
He looks like the gay Thunderbird. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteNooo, nothing wrong with that at all Timmy, much. (BTW - how goes things for you and Ms Harlot, all good, I hope?)
ReplyDeleteSol - your thoughts on suits nearly bought a tear to the eye. I also admire your ability (since you don't like suits) to arrange your life and person so as to avoid the sartorial discomfort and accompanying sadness.
Perhaps I could stand to have some of that kind of sadness in my life. Maybe when and if I arrive in NZ, I'll put on a suit.
ReplyDeleteI don't think they do suits in NZ Sol, but if you do, make sure it's wool.
ReplyDeleteThe Baron and myself are all good, thanks!
ReplyDeleteGood to know Tim, excellent! Happy new year and new decade to you both. :-D
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