Clem Newton-Brown is the "real local, real cation" Liberal candidate for my electorate in the up-coming state election.
Haven't you often thought: won't someone please think about the dogs?
Well, someone has and his name is Clem.
Clem is running with the show-stopper campaign slogan of "making our parks safer for dogs".
In addition to being one of our local candidates, Clem is a volunteer Australian Customs puppy trainer.
Haven't you often thought: bugger the blind people, won't someone please think about customs?
Well, someone has and his name is also Clem.
He had me at: "Clem Newton-Brown with his Australian Customs puppy Paige".
Forget the election campaign, my vote is already taken.
(P.S - Message to Ted Baillieu: get it together big boy; if you can't win this one in a doddle, you'll never win.)