July 12, 2010

Celebrity dies from own tongue lashing

Dear Mr Gibson

You are dead to us.

Yours sincerely
Everyone in the entire fucking universe


  1. Anonymous10:46 PM

    Dear Mr Gibson

    The entire fucking universe hates your guts. But not me. I just loved the way you eat dog food.

    Anyway since you have been declared dead, by the whole fucking universe, it would be only fair that you leave your estate to yours truly.

    The only person left in the whole fucking universe who thinks you look cool eating dog food.

    PS. I wonder what thype of rants we would hear from Tom baby?

    PPS who gives a shit.


  2. Justin - we already have Tom Cruise rants, via the wonders of the interwebs.

    Suddenly Tom is looking good, really good, a glowing example of sanity, rationality, and human kindness, all wrapped up in a little bundle of quite appealing exuberance.

  3. Further extracts from the Mel recordings reveal the, understandable, reason for the depths of his angst and anger:

    "I left my wife because we hand no spiritual common ground. You and I have none - zero - you won't even fucking try.


    A failure to occupy spiritual common ground can really, really, really, really piss some people off.

    Hey, we've all been there.

  4. Gibson is a farkin' maroon.

    It was ever thus with this prick.

    My hubby knew a girl many years ago who went out with Gibson when he was but a mere whippersnapper. Even then he was disgracing himself. Nothing but a groping drunk.. Ended up spilling a drink over the girl..

    The more things change the more they stay the same..