April 24, 2010

Enlargement product works wonders

Olympic 400 metres champ LaShawn Merritt of the United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product.

The 23-year-old American, who faces a two-year ban, said:

"To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around."

On the upside, the product obviously worked, in a spectacular manner.


Either that or he has very small hands.


3 comments:

  1. I'm touched. He obviously agonised for hours over the wording of his statement, so that now we can feel what he feels about the enormity of his predicament.

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  2. Professional athletes do go to extraordinary lengths these days. Now we know why.

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  3. Well, that's an athletic leap there Dan. We seem to have strong testimony that that athletes go to extraordinary widths; length, meh, who knows.

    Jacob - ROFLMA. Bwaahhh!

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