January 30, 2010

Taliban spruces up image

"The Taliban’s spiritual leader, Mullah Muhammad Omar, issued a lengthy directive late last spring outlining a new code of conduct for the Taliban. The dictates include bans on suicide bombings against civilians, burning down schools, or cutting off ears, lips and tongues."
Working hard to become the type of club the whole family wants to join.

Taliban overhaul image to win allies

6 comments:

  1. What they need is a good PR company. And some TV ads. Oh and a website. And a catchphrase.

    How about... "The Taliban, we live in your world".

    Ooops, sorry, those other terrorists (ANZ bank) have already used that.

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  2. What they need is ... an iPad app!

    How have you been Dan?

    I'm snowed under, hence my barely sporadic & lame presence in the metaverse.

    Hope things are good up your way.

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  3. geoff7:52 AM

    What? The Taliban is to stop tearing the tongues out of schoolteachers caught teaching girls and sending brain bleached zombies to explode among innocent people?

    What a bunch of sissies. Next they will be opening a string of daddy day care centres.

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  4. geoff7:56 AM

    What? The Taliban is to stop tearing the tongues out of schoolteachers caught teaching girls and sending brain bleached zombies to explode among innocent people?

    Bloody pork barrelling. You can tell it's an election year.

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  5. geoff8:00 AM

    What? The Taliban is to stop tearing the tongues out of schoolteachers caught teaching girls and sending brain bleached zombies to explode among innocent people?

    They must be running low on brain bleached zombies.

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  6. I gather you're rather taken with the sprucing efforts, and will be joining up Geoff.

    Good for you.

    I hope your intentions are sincere, and it's not a ploy to avoid regular shaving.

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