November 4, 2009

Wednesday Wisdom

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

W. C. Fields

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Wisdom? that is a disaster, but in reality must be a fib - so what if one forgets the cork screw - there are many ways to screw a cat, er skin a pussy, you know.

    j

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  2. Wisdom: never forget the corkscrew and always take a backup.

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  3. I'd find a rock and break into that bottle of, ahh yes, muscatel.

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  4. Anonymous9:46 PM

    Cube, no need to break the bottle just use your shoe:

    like this very pissed froggie

    j

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  5. I was right with you Cubicle, what the hey, lose a little as you smash the top off, but you'd still have almost an entire bottle.

    I was right with you, right up until you were upstaged by Justin's French dude - classic find!

    Who knew?

    Well, other than the French dude.

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  6. Anonymous10:48 PM

    Caz, it does give one comfort that scorkscrew or no corkscrew the party goes on.

    Viva la piss

    j

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