November 12, 2009

Tit for tat

Soooo, Aussie scientists have been turning their minds to breasts.

They can grow them.

Testing on humans, not rabbits.

Apart from helping women who have had a mastectonmy, the method might also prove useful for "trauma such as where someone has suddenly lost chunks of themself" - it happens!

Bless stems cells, 'ey?

I'm rather tickled at the way the rabbit penis regrowth applied research required no justification - none - at all - but when it comes to breasts, the good men of science and the good men of journalism tell us, in solemn tones, over and over, that it's all about rebuilding breasts for women who have had cancer.

Of course, this Melbourne research might give the bunny-guys a run, such as for when men lose a chunk of their penis.

Melbourne scientists regrow breasts

8 comments:

  1. Dicks and boobs. Ya got it all this week Caz!

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  2. Aussie scientists have been turning their minds to breasts.

    That's quite a feat. It must be rather odd to be fully in posssession of your faculties one day, and then another day find that those neural faculties have somehow metamorphosed into boobs.

    It would make quite an interesting film. THE MAN WHOSE MIND TURNED INTO A BREAST!

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  3. Fruit bats regularly engage in oral sex, according to groundbreaking new research published in Science magazine.

    Frans de Waal, a primatologist at Emory University in Atlanta and an expert on bonobo chimpanzees, said: "The finding of fellatio in bats is exciting news."

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  4. "The finding of fellatio in bats is exciting news." ????? The guy's batty.

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  5. Exciting for the bats maybe.

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  6. Apparently fellatio ultimately leads to the female bats being in receipt of longer lasting sexual intercourse.

    Clearly this research will contribute nothing to our understanding of human sexuality.

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  7. Dicks, boobs, but not arses Kath.

    Almost had it all.

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  8. At least the Melbourne scientists aren't turning their minds to peni Timmy, we'd all find that most unattractive. :-D

    Remember Jeff Goldblum in The Fly .... ewee.

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