It has been seven days and I have not posted live.
It has been seven days since I was thrown, without forewarning, out of the Interwebs.
For seven days and seven nights I have walked unhindered, uninterrupted, in the wilderness of the real world.
For roughly 4687 hours during the seven days and seven nights I have laboured over IP settings and stubbornly elusive router login pages.
It is know, for it is true, there are only so many times that a women can run ipconfig/renew before the women becomes a little tetchy.
And then there was system restore.
And then there was a sliver of light.
And then ipconfig/all provided the number that Nostradamus failed to foresee or record.
And then behold: the router login page!
And then, after more fucking around ...
The Multiverse, the Interwebs, it is a beautiful, beautiful thing.