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What a clutz ! !Next time he should be more careful about placing his appendages in proximity to sharp implements whilst standing over the dunny bowl.Though there could be a movie deal in this: Finding Percy.
Does take "clumsy" to a whole new level Jacob. (Perhaps he was a fastidious chap and took his ablutions a tad too far?)
Let this be a lesson: never attempt to cook sausages in a nudist colony. This is the inevitable result.
Still not explaining the toilet / flush (oh oops) Timmy. Albeit, definitely a sausage sign worth having on a wall near every BBQ, nudist colony or not.