September 3, 2008

Wednesday Wisdom

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.

Mitch Hedberg


  1. My kinda guy.

    Oh for the good old days, when you could sit through a movie without being rudely disturbed by a mobile phone.

    The're even going off at church on Sunday mornings now!

    Sheesh, makes you wonder how we ever managed without them, eh?

  2. Since he's acting as his own cell phone, maybe he should get his own ring tone. So whenever anybody tries to get in touch with him, he could sing his ring tone, and then answer.

    Well, that's what we have to put up with mobile phones, after all!