September 22, 2008

Palin for President


  1. Very good. And so true. The wrong Palin indeed.

    Just because some watery bint lobbed a scimitar at you...

  2. Anonymous12:13 AM

    This is really funny or extremely sad; Sarah Palin on foreign policy. O dear - hehehe

  3. I live not much more than a five minute walk from the border of Prahran. I just realized that I must be a gay man.

  4. "With less than a week to go before the crucial vice-presidential debate, GOP presidential nominee John McCain announced today that he was replacing his running mate, Alaska governor Sarah Palin, with a startled deer.

    According to campaign insiders, the decision to select a hoofed mammal to replace Gov. Palin evolved after Sen. McCain watched his running mate's performance in a series of interviews with CBS's Katie Couric.

    "Good Lord, a startled deer could do better than that," Sen. McCain reportedly said, prompting his aides to draw up a shortlist of startled deer.

    The Arizona senator supposedly brushed aside concerns that a startled deer would wilt under the pressure of a televised debate, telling aides, "At least a goddamn deer won't go on about Alaska being close to Russia."