September 3, 2008

Jesus & Mickey Mouse Hard Up in Public

An art gallery in Britain that exhibited dozens of plaster figures including Mickey Mouse, ET and Jesus Christ - each with their very own erections (size of engorged genitals not specified) - has been taken to court by a devout Christian lady.

The prosecution is claiming that the gallery outraged public decency, caused harassment, alarm and distress to the public.

Art gallery in court over "Jesus with erection"


  1. Oh jeez, is nothing sacred??!!!

    Mickey depicted with an erection????

    Jesus wept...

  2. Then there's this story, about a man who became a living double entendre.

  3. I'm very sure it did make baby Jesus cry Jacob, and I'm not even Catholic (I just like to steal some of their childhood expressions).

    Deciding to lengthen one's penis a week before your wedding is akin to getting a facial peel a week beforehand: totally, totally, totally against every rule in the wedding preparation guide book! Silly man, very silly man.

    Now if only he'd planned things in accordance with appropriate pre-wedding etiquette.

    Oh, dear, now I'm going to have to add a new tag.

  4. Anonymous8:49 PM

    A selection of erections - how bloody offensive!

    I bet that bloody stupid women would have been truly offended if she had seen Jesus get erected on the cross.

  5. Anonymous8:55 PM

    BTW Caz don't you think the header for this thread should have read:

    "Jesus & Mickey Mouse Hard Up in Pubic"

  6. I was going to run with "Jesus Plastered" as the headline, but changed my mind at the last minute.

    Is the erect penis the final frontier of bigotry, the final battle of discrimination? A battle yet to be won and fought?

    (Yeah, I know, I know: fat people have appropriated the "oh, whoa, the last frontier of discrimination ... against people wide-of-girth. What about the PENIS wide of girth, hey, hey?! Did you ever think about that?!)

    What does the erect penis want?

    Equal rights!

    When does it want it?

    Err, just hang about for three minutes and I'll bet back to you on that question ...

  7. Pubic?



    You give good heading.

    You may now take over my blog.

  8. A one word headline:


  9. Anonymous9:25 PM

    These (usual suspects) don't have a problem with erections; only here and here in Japan.

    The Japs certainly get things in perpective and their re-enactment of lots of JC's carrying their burden is rather cute.

  10. Okay, I'll grant you that "Hot Dick's News" probably has a jump on the more officious sounding "Penis Chronicles".

    As does "Stiffed".

    The only question left is why other places have a Phallus Holiday and we don't.

    So, let's declare it: what date shall we choose?

  11. Anonymous9:44 PM

    A dick day off, good idea, OK what day? We could have it on Easter Monday because that's when Jesus rose again. But then it would be a holiday anyway.

    1 April?

  12. Oh, I do love your Easter Monday idea, such synergy.

    April 01 won't do for celebrating all things peni and erectus, won't do at all: the penis would still be treated as nothing but an elaborate hoax.

    We need to rise above that; celebrate the erect penis by bringing it to a higher level - higher than its ever been before! A happy joyous day filled with peni and beauty and helium filled blue balloons with little peni pictures on them.

  13. Anonymous10:28 PM

    I think what we need is a bloody great big zeplin in the shape of a phallus and be done with it. That zephallus should raise to heights unimaginable - well almost.

    It can just float around the world and anybody who cathes sight of it can have a dick day off.

    Hope it don't blow up.

  14. Anonymous10:30 PM would be one hell of an anti - climax.

  15. The food of the festival would undoubtedly be penii penne.

  16. A dick day off?!

    Jeez, I wish I'd thought of that.

    (Sounds far more dignified than a jack off.)

    Penii penne - well, of course Timmy!

  17. Zephallus? Consider it stolen.

  18. Yeah, you can have your zephallus, but you'll never have our dick day off!