September 7, 2008

Best ever son-in-law

Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter, Bristol - the pregnant one - is going to marry the delightful young lad who impregnated her.

Levi Johnston's now removed MySpace page revealed:

"I'm a fuckin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin' I guess. Ya fuch with me I'll kick [your] ass."

His status was set to "in a relationship", with the qualifier: "I don't want kids."

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:13 PM

    "I don't want kids"

    Too late - and mum-in-law has a shot gun - hahahahahahaha.

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  2. You can pick your friends....

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  3. Drunka - I could and would blame the redneck for his poor spelling, but the typo was all mine.

    Kae - but you can pick with whom you exchange bodily fluids.

    I'm still trying to get my head around the idea that teenage pregnancy in the US is suddenly, miraculously, a morally neutral act, indeed, an admirable act.

    Not to mention the nexus between teen pregnancies and abstinence education.

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  4. Anonymous7:00 PM

    They never had sex - he had particulary energetic semen. That would have been my excuse anyway.

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  5. Over-sexed semen?

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