July 29, 2008

Does being the owner of a bigger penis make you happier?

An Internet Study: The relationships between men’s self-reported physical attributes, body image, self-esteem and internet dating.

If you guys have ever wanted to contribute to a study that will help address (inter alia) the question: does a big dick engender a big ego (or vice versa perhaps), here's your chance: men.andmuchmore.com

The study is being conducted by a Melbourne researcher, Dr Gerard Kennedy, a senior psychologist from Victoria University.


  1. Anonymous11:36 PM

    I dropped out of the survey the instant they asked participants to have a tape measure ready.

  2. Oh, spoilsport!

    Didn't the headline of the post give you a hint Geoff?

  3. Anonymous6:58 PM

    A penis study:

    In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

    After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

    After the study was published, the University of South Carolina decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

    The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

  4. Bwwwaaahhh!

    Thank you for playing Justin, as always. :-D

  5. Bet you're the only blogger in the world with the category "penis chronicles".

  6. As a self-described blogger yourself Drunka, you know how important it is to push the envelope on the Interwebs, to maintain a certain steely dedication to originality and intellectual rigor.

    Hence the penis chronicles.

    Someone had to do it.

    I'm proud to say it was me.

    (Sure beats the crap out of being the inventor of "Web 2.0".)

  7. Anonymous3:00 PM

    "Didn't the headline of the post give you a hint Geoff?"

    Not at all. I just assumed I'd be allowed to lie about it. It was an ambush I tell you.

  8. Yes you were Geoff.

    You could have always tried the old: "sorry, the tape measure wasn't big enough".