June 25, 2008

Wednesday Wisdom

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
Jane Wagner

6 comments:

  1. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
    W.C. Fields.

    My advice therefor, Caz... Is that we should all get pissed!

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  2. Not drinking is the leading cause of sobriety.

    True.

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  3. Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. ~Woody Allen

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  4. Or a good drink.

    (Or a good Justin, when he bothers to turn up.

    *Taps foot impatiently, slaps rolling pin rhythmically into open palm of left hand*)

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  5. O woe is me Caz, I've been busy - which is unfortunate. Too much work and no end in sight.

    Reality is everywhere,
    Experience is everything.
    Reality (subjectively speaking)is experience.
    Reality (objectively speaking)is unknowable.

    *I've never wondered what it would be like to be a rolling pin - until now...

    Now, Kath m'dear, I shall parttaketh in your above ad-vice..

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  6. "*I've never wondered what it would be like to be a rolling pin - until now..."

    Bwwwaahhhh!

    You're a bad, bad man. ;-)

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