The candidates aren't even official yet, but this year's US presidential election is going to be uglier and less liked than a freckle-faced, red-haired stepchild.
I'm quite sure that - like VW drivers and members of the freemasonry - terrorists have any number of cute little signals and special brotherly handshakes used for identification and bonding purposes. I'm just not entirely convinced that there's any such beast as a "terrorist fist jab".
What the hell is a "terrorist fist jab" supposed to be? Sounds like the name of a beating & battery method, rather than a euphoric terrorist-like greeting that one might offer one's wife , in lieu of a peck on the cheek, on arrival home from a successful day at work - or while standing in front of thousands of people and a plethora of journalists and cameras.
But try telling that to the now unemployed telly-head Ed Hill in the US - first came this ludicrous analysis of nothing:
Then came the apology:
It's going to get ugly.
Really, really ugly.