April 4, 2008

Student book review - A+

Titanic and My Life by Bill Clinton.

Titanic :...... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :...... Cost - $29.99

Titanic :..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic :..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic :..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic :.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic :..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic :..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic :..... Rose gets to keep her jewelery.
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic :..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic :.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic :..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :.... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

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