Madonna has allegedly found her holy grail to an Oscar: she's going to remake Casablanca.
Having conducted auditions all over her backyard, Madonna, has identified herself as being the best actress in the world to play the part originally played by Ingrid Bergman.
Did I mention that Mad's wants to set Casablanca in Iraq?
So far there is no script.
Let's hold concerts in every major city in the world to pray that there never is.
If prayer doesn't work we'll just take up a collection and pay her not to do it.