April 5, 2008

Modern Zen

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

2 comments:

  1. Jacob9:45 PM

    Every silver lining has a cloud attached to it.

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  2. Yeh, but what's that got to do with motor bikes?

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