April 30, 2008

Miley looking silly

Mucho brouhaha and braying over allegedly sultry and sexually provocative shots of 15 year old Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montanna), taken by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair.

Well, you know, go ahead and burn all of your Hannah Montanna accessories in outrage if you must, but young Miley looks exactly like a child auditioning for a lead role in The Exorcist IV.


  1. It's a shocker ain't it?
    The trampish vampish look, goes down like a lead balloon I reckon!
    I can hear Billy singin' now.
    " But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart...."

  2. Oooh, she does too. What a scary thought.

  3. I was going to suggest that it might be alluring in a Satan-bait kinda way, but that would be tacky and needlessly upsetting for people preoccupied with a potential place in hell some day.

    And I would never be tacky, nor would I ever want to further disturb anyone who is already afraid of Satan or hell.

  4. Then again, if Miley Cyrus had appeared in a movie by a French new-wave director, and not in a Disney telly series, there'd be no apology, and The Age and the SMH would run a centre-spread of the photos in their Saturday edition about the significance and symbolism of 'erotic art'.

  5. Oh wait. Silly me. They're doing it anyway, in their usual *coughs* objective manner.

  6. I am NOT burning all my Hannah Montana accessories, no matter what you say!

  7. Drunka - I've been meaning to tell you this for a while: the Hannah Montana hair band does not look cute on you.

    Tim - Miley is writing her memoirs. All 15 years worth.