Even funnier than eco-friendly cars comes the mile high building, which will be - ta da, you guessed it - eco-friendly!
Standing 500 stories high, the building will house around 100,000 people, as well as schools, hospitals, and shops.
Apart from being ludicrously tall, and removing 100,000 or so people from anything remotely related to the natural environment, or even tangentially eco-friendly, the building will boast giant open spaces or “holes” that will feature green public spaces, complete with gardens and trees. Yep, throw in a token tree and you can call just about anything eco-friendly.
This particular piece of human vanity will be bunged-up somewhere in East London.
BTW - I need investors to help commercialize my eco-friendly whoopee cushion idea.