Excellent news, at least for anyone living in, or visiting, New Zealand: there is a newly reduced risk that you will inadvertently exchange bodily fluids or organic wheat grass with a vegan or vegetarian.
"When you are vegan or vegetarian, you are very aware that when people eat a meaty diet, they are kind of a graveyard for animals," vegan Nichola Kriek told the Christchurch daily The Press.
Another said: "I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance."
They don't want to be "intimate" with us, and there are days that we don't want to stand down wind of them. This is going to work out really well.
If only wars could be settled so easily and with such mutual satisfaction.
This new arrangement is definitely a win/win!