November 7, 2007

They forgot the "un"


This is a "C-String" - or as I like to think of it, undies without the "un".

"The C-String is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie.

Say hello to a sexy new freedom."

A brave journalist, putting her life and dignity on the line, did a test run, so that we don't have to ... Can ANYONE wear the new C-String?

In case you're still not getting the hang of it, more pictures available at this site ...

4 comments:

  1. OMG, that's awful.

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  2. "C-String"??!!

    Damn near as bad as Borat's nail bag in his Baywatch spoof.

    A rather unfortunate choice of wording on that shopping site: "ADD TO BAG"

    Well, you wouldn't add it to a bloke now would you?

    Were I a female shopper I'd take exception to that!

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  3. Well, all quips aside Bertie: you could never add it to a bloke, 'cause blokes would never be this dunder-headed, unless genuinely playing for the gags, ala Borat in his swim wear.

    Designers insist on torturing women and making them look twits, and women insist on accepting both.

    The C-string might be a bum-crack too far by my impeccable standards, but some women will truly believe that the C-string makes them, umm, *alluring*.

    Probably the same women who were brainwashed into believing that a visible g-string (and aren't they ALL - piece of floss up the bum and out of control wobbly bits either side are a dead give away) was infinitely preferable to the demure altogether more tasteful panty line.

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  4. Designers insist on torturing women and making them look twits, and women insist on accepting both.

    What an innordinate amount of common sense.

    You will get absolutely no argument from me Caz: panty lines rule. Particulary if those making the lines are, like decent beer, black....

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