November 7, 2007

Silly British Laws

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day.

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail belongs to the queen.

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

3 comments:

  1. In truth, people may die in one or both of the Houses of Parliament. Indeed, a person could die repeatedly in such, if they wished, but the death - no matter how convincingly enacted - will be recorded as having occurred at the nearby hospital.

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  2. Where, on God's Earth, did you find this rather odd information Caz?

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  3. hahaha yeah I saw a post with the ridiculous laws in the world, very funny.

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